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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    Morning all

    Hey sweety zeity

    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Good weekend?
    Yes, thanks! Did you? did BB1 like the train?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post


      Byeeeeee



      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      My word, the programme I've accidentally stumbled upon on ITV is quite preposterous - it's to do with dimwits who think they've seen UFOs, and is accompanied by all the usual televisual nonsense, such as showing half-a-second of a small cloud being blown along by the wind, followed by a bunch of jerky pseudo-white-noise-transmission gubbins, apparently intended to make us believe that somebody doesn't want us to see this, or that the alleged UFO somehow interfered with the recording... although no such claim is ever made

      "At this point I was amazed... it's almost as if whoever was piloting this thing was aware that they were being filmed..."

      No, it's almost as if you're a credulous imbecile. Get a grip you retard

      "What we do know is that, according to the witnesses, these things are not of this earth!"

      In other words, what you know is nothing. Shut up before your brain crumbles into badger droppings at the prospect of having to think logically you utter cretin


      You do realise these people are especially selected as part of A Cunning Plan... the supply of is nearly endless...



      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Speaking of UFOs, if you look at this picture on Google Maps you can see Zeity going into warp above County Wicklow, just a couple of hundred of yards from the cinema outside which Father Ted and Father Dougal protested against the film The Passion of St. Tibulus
      Sssssh!

      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Good morning all!

      'morning CM!

      Congrats VF, MrsVF and offspring!


      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      morning all


      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post


      Congratulations to all


      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Morning everyone

      Morning doggie


      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Mornin'

      How goes it?


      Oooo, about 5 attempts to get this piece of crap to boot this morning...

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Hey sweety zeity



        Yes, thanks! Did you? did BB1 like the train?
        He loved it! Amazing how things like that can be so much better than an expensive toy.
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          Morning everyone

          Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF

          For those interested (morning CM ) here's a pic of the little-un.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            He loved it! Amazing how things like that can be so much better than an expensive toy.
            Yes it is - I'm glad he enjoyed it. I remember when we were kids, we went on a steam train and my brother (I think he was about 6 at the time) loved it - never shut up about it for weeks after

            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Morning everyone

            Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF

            For those interested (morning CM ) here's a pic of the little-un.
            Hey VF - she is adorable.... the broody monster is satisfied (for now )

            Congratulations again!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Morning everyone

              Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF

              For those interested (morning CM ) here's a pic of the little-un.
              Top pic VF

              Our daughter is now 16 weeks old and I'm only just getting used to a girl in the family. All I can say is:

              Be prepared for a plethora of pink! It's slowly taking over......pink this.......pink that!
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Morning everyone

                Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF

                For those interested (morning CM ) here's a pic of the little-un.

                CONGRATULATIONS!!!


                Nice one VF - she looks adorable!

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  • Dirty nappies.
                  • Endless washing up.
                  • No undisturbed nights.
                  • Anything of any value gets destroyed.
                  • No more holidays.
                  • No more shoes 'n' handbags.
                  • Having your eyelashes pulled.
                  • Being weed on.
                  • Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
                  • Saggy belly.
                  • Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
                  • Piles.
                  • No more going out for the night.
                  • No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

                  Am I helping?
                  Very very accurate! I would add

                  Never having any more than 30 mins a day to do something you want to do.

                  Oh and CM - he's right about weeing yourself when you sneeze, or jump, or laugh
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Very very accurate! I would add

                    Never having any more than 30 mins a day to do something you want to do.

                    Oh and CM - he's right about weeing yourself when you sneeze, or jump, or laugh
                    Spoilsports....

                    I think I would be able to handle it.....
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Bored!

                      I'm going for lunch
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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