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Originally posted by Diver View Post
Byeeeeee


Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy word, the programme I've accidentally stumbled upon on ITV is quite preposterous - it's to do with dimwits who think they've seen UFOs, and is accompanied by all the usual televisual nonsense, such as showing half-a-second of a small cloud being blown along by the wind, followed by a bunch of jerky pseudo-white-noise-transmission gubbins, apparently intended to make us believe that somebody doesn't want us to see this, or that the alleged UFO somehow interfered with the recording... although no such claim is ever made
"At this point I was amazed... it's almost as if whoever was piloting this thing was aware that they were being filmed..."
No, it's almost as if you're a credulous imbecile. Get a grip you retard
"What we do know is that, according to the witnesses, these things are not of this earth!"
In other words, what you know is nothing. Shut up before your brain crumbles into badger droppings at the prospect of having to think logically you utter cretin

You do realise these people are especially selected as part of A Cunning Plan... the supply of
is nearly endless... 
Sssssh!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSpeaking of UFOs, if you look at this picture on Google Maps you can see Zeity going into warp above County Wicklow, just a couple of hundred of yards from the cinema outside which Father Ted and Father Dougal protested against the film The Passion of St. Tibulus

Originally posted by Churchill View PostGood morning all!
'morning CM!

Congrats VF, MrsVF and offspring!

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning all

Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
Congratulations to all

Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMorning everyone
Morning doggie

Originally posted by Bear View PostMornin'
How goes it?
Oooo, about 5 attempts to get this piece of crap to boot this morning...




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He loved it! Amazing how things like that can be so much better than an expensive toy.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHey sweety zeity
Yes, thanks! Did you? did BB1 like the train?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Morning everyone

Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF
For those interested (morning CM
) here's a pic of the little-un.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostHe loved it! Amazing how things like that can be so much better than an expensive toy.
Yes it is - I'm glad he enjoyed it. I remember when we were kids, we went on a steam train and my brother (I think he was about 6 at the time) loved it - never shut up about it for weeks after 
Hey VF - she is adorable.... the broody monster is satisfied (for nowOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning everyone

Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF
For those interested (morning CM
) here's a pic of the little-un.
)
Congratulations again!!
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Top pic VFOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning everyone

Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF
For those interested (morning CM
) here's a pic of the little-un.
Our daughter is now 16 weeks old and I'm only just getting used to a girl in the family. All I can say is:
Be prepared for a plethora of pink! It's slowly taking over......pink this.......pink that!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning everyone

Just off to hospital to pick up Mrs. VF and Ms. VF
For those interested (morning CM
) here's a pic of the little-un.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Nice one VF - she looks adorable!
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Very very accurate! I would addOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post- Dirty nappies.
- Endless washing up.
- No undisturbed nights.
- Anything of any value gets destroyed.
- No more holidays.
- No more shoes 'n' handbags.
- Having your eyelashes pulled.
- Being weed on.
- Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
- Saggy belly.
- Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
- Piles.
- No more going out for the night.
- No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.
Am I helping?
Never having any more than 30 mins a day to do something you want to do.
Oh and CM - he's right about weeing yourself when you sneeze, or jump, or laugh
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Spoilsports....Originally posted by Bear View PostVery very accurate! I would add
Never having any more than 30 mins a day to do something you want to do.
Oh and CM - he's right about weeing yourself when you sneeze, or jump, or laugh

I think I would be able to handle it.....
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