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[RichardCranium]

The trouble with pâté is that once I start eating it, I can't stop

How much is 170g in real money anyway?

About two portions if having it with a meat sauce and the missus is watching.

[FiveTimes]

evening all

[FiveTimes]

off to the zoo tomorrow, got to sort the picnic out later.

[FiveTimes]

hope the weather stay good for tomorrow, then the kids are back to school on Thursday

[RichardCranium]

ITIL = Interminably Tedious Interest-free Laudanum

I Think It's Laughable

Increases Tears In Loathing

It Typifies Infinite Labour-making

Got it: I Think It's Lard-arsed

[RichardCranium]

I am seriously broody......

Saw loads of friends with babies when I was home this weekend....... I want one too!

• Dirty nappies.
• Endless washing up.
• No undisturbed nights.
• Anything of any value gets destroyed.
• No more holidays.
• No more shoes 'n' handbags.
• Having your eyelashes pulled.
• Being weed on.
• Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
• Saggy belly.
• Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
• Piles.
• No more going out for the night.
• No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

Am I helping?

[BrilloPad]

off to the zoo tomorrow, got to sort the picnic out later.

evening

which zoo?

[NickFitz]

• Dirty nappies.
• Endless washing up.
• No undisturbed nights.
• Anything of any value gets destroyed.
• No more holidays.
• No more shoes 'n' handbags.
• Having your eyelashes pulled.
• Being weed on.
• Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
• Saggy belly.
• Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
• Piles.
• No more going out for the night.
• No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

Am I helping?

[NickFitz]

evening

which zoo?

I bet it's Twycross... they have bonobos there

[BrilloPad]

• Dirty nappies.
• Endless washing up.
• No undisturbed nights.
• Anything of any value gets destroyed.
• No more holidays.
• No more shoes 'n' handbags.
• Having your eyelashes pulled.
• Being weed on.
• Broken, sore skin around your nipples.
• Saggy belly.
• Weeing yourself when you sneeze for the rest of your life.
• Piles.
• No more going out for the night.
• No more coming home in a wheelbarrow.

Am I helping?

I dont think you have put her off.... yet! keep going!