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[BrilloPad]

My dad's Morris Marina didn't have wi-fi.

You were a deprived child. You should sue.

[BrilloPad]

No, Scourer was off to bed.

Gazza was going off in his truck to catch the overnight ferry.

But my bed was in the back.....

[RichardCranium]

What time does the drinking start?

It never stopped.

[RichardCranium]

Hi Diver

Hi diving? Isn't that one of the Olympic activities?

[BrilloPad]

Hmm... looks a bit suspicious, Scourer and Carling both heading to bed at exactly the same time

Night folks

And we are staying not far from Manchester.....

[BrilloPad]

Hi diving? Isn't that one of the Olympic activities?

I am going for gold in the muff category...

[NickFitz]

Evening denizens

My shoulder of lamb is cooking

[BrilloPad]

There's certainly a lot of deviance amongst the members.

<- there rests the case for prosecution m'lud.

So CM is a deviant and the rest are fine.....

[EqualOpportunities]

If I had to pick a girl or was that way inclined - I'd pick Cat Deeley, I think she is really pretty and has a fab body.....

I went to school with her. Mind you, in those days she was Katie.

[BrilloPad]

The ginger moggy from up the road killed another bird in my garden and left it on the lawn, as is its wont.

If I trap and kill that cat, am I obliged to return its broken body to the owners, or can I just drop it in the bin?

Best to return it. Make sure you tell the owners it was you. I am sure they will thank you.