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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Good morning brethren!
    Morning all
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      monkey



      If I went to the zoo occasionally I might know how to spell animal names.....
      You're too busy trying to explain to the offspring why daddy monkey is pumping up mummy monkey's bottom to read the names...

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Good morning brethren!
        morning young man

        How are you?

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Morning all


          I see you are nearing 6000 general posts

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            morning young man

            How are you?
            Lonely, unloved!

            But soon be Saturday!!!!

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              You're too busy trying to explain to the offspring why daddy monkey is pumping up mummy monkey's bottom to read the names...
              You mean the bit where I stuttered - turned red - then said "ask CM"?

              In fact I was wondering why I dont get afternoon s*x anymore! I love it that nature provides a natural contraceptive - its called children......

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Lonely, unloved!

                But soon be Saturday!!!!
                Well dont spend so much time in general then! Its full of hate and bile.

                tpd is so much nicer......

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                  look how bored I am.........

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    afternoon


                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I'm back

                    Well, that was a complete waste of time

                    I went up to the place that I use for brakes and tyres and suchlike car bits. They're a local firm, renowned for their speedy service - you phone them up and they just say "Yeah, bring it in now, no problem". I don't even bother phoning any more, and the longest I've ever had to wait was about twenty minutes on a busy Saturday afternoon.

                    So I go down there on a Wednesday, thinking it'll be reasonably quiet, and it's chock-a-block and the bloke just says "No chance we can even look at it today"

                    Still, it was a sunny day with lots of those ornamental fluffy white clouds, so I went for a nice drive over the ancient lanes and field roads over towards Rutland - I saw a total of four other cars, one of which kindly pulled into a field entrance to let me past


                    Bummer, man... still, I'm sure that Rutland was wonderful, whereever it is...

                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Evening folks



                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    evening



                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    evening all



                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Evening gents



                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Night all



                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                    I couldn't resist... I was going to crash out, but instead I had smoked bacon, beans and fried bread for supper, then started watching Babylon 5 as I ate



                    The Last Best Hope For Peace...

                    With a fine Lizardy Person amongst the stars...

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      morning all



                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Good morning brethren!



                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Morning all


                      Morning Digger...

                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      morning young man

                      How are you?



                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                      I see you are nearing 6000 general posts


                      Ooooo significant...

                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Lonely, unloved!

                      But soon be Saturday!!!!


                      Soon to be drained...

                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Well dont spend so much time in general then! Its full of hate and bile.

                      tpd is so much nicer......
                      WHS...

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