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Banksy! is that you?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

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I have been with gf for 5 years and still trying to talk her into that!Originally posted by realityhack View PostExcellent. Don't hold back - out with the marigolds and the vaseline, and show him who's boss.
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#118300Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I think he might actually like that....
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Or just big?Originally posted by realityhack View Post[cough] That's nice.
He's a big tall fellow no doubt, so substitute an oar for the paddle, and axle grease for vaseline.

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I am thinking of the money. However much it is - it is not enough.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey BP......
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Originally posted by Diver View PostBanksy! is that you?

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Sounds like my marriage BP. What that song about not knowing what you have till it's gone? Bollux is what it isOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy marriage became blissful on 2nd May 2003 - the date of my decree absolute.
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Big Yellow Taxi - Joni MitchellOriginally posted by DaveB View PostSounds like my marriage BP. What that song about not knowing what you have till it's gone? Bollux is what it is
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How did the meeting go RH?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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