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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No sign of the credit crunch at Lakeside - it was heaving. As was the M25...
    I've only been to Lakeside once

    I thought I had died and gone to Hell.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      The lad bought a Dr Who Sonic screwdriver and a lego star wars. The girl got a sewing set and a tiny doll house.
      Why didn't Dr Who stop the baby Jedi bing killed?

      How many midichlorians has a Timelord got?

      What does an acoustic hammer do, or an audio saw?

      Does your daughter go round saying "Can yer mother sew? Tell her to stitch this"?

      Is the tiny doll house a doll house too small for dolls or the right size for tiny dolls?

      Is there any teeny tiny risk whatsoever of gender confusion in your children?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        I've only been to Lakeside once

        I thought I had died and gone to Hell.
        In what way? Too many people? Too many Essex people? Uniform shops?

        Do you prefer Bluewater?

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          The sonic screwdriver is great! It has a UV nib - you then shine UV light on it to read the message! The lad loves it.
          That sounds more like a pen than a screwdriver.

          Is that what i is? A UV ink pen?

          Does it come with the ultraviolet light too?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Why didn't Dr Who stop the baby Jedi bing killed?

            How many midichlorians has a Timelord got?

            What does an acoustic hammer do, or an audio saw?

            Does your daughter go round saying "Can yer mother sew? Tell her to stitch this"?

            Is the tiny doll house a doll house too small for dolls or the right size for tiny dolls?

            Is there any teeny tiny risk whatsoever of gender confusion in your children?
            That is alot of questions! Still, tpd is about questions!

            No idea on the first 3. I will suggest number 4! 5 is right size for tiny dolls. No idea on the gender confusion - I try to teach them that men and women are equal. But they are getting quite "stereotyped" these days...

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              We went to Wagamama for lunch - nice to eat out with something tasty and nutritional.
              I had never heard of Wagamama. They have a very impressive web site.

              I take it it is good grub?

              How are the prices?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                #113311
                BrilloPad
                Godlike

                pali
                A happy banana!

                Dancey dance.

                I can't be bothered to learn all those : codes.

                How was the swimming? Better than Zeity's?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  In what way? Too many people? Too many Essex people? Uniform shops?

                  Do you prefer Bluewater?
                  Too many people all rudely pushing and shoving.

                  I cannot bear the materialism.

                  I have never been to Bluewater and have no desire to go. If they let nobody else in and everything was free, I probably wouldn't bother.

                  I would far rather walk the back streets of Whitby in the rain, or traipse through a Dutch fleamarket or a German Christmas market.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    TNo idea on the gender confusion - I try to teach them that men and women are equal. But they are getting quite "stereotyped" these days...
                    I was trying to be funny.

                    He chose mechanical and warlike toys.

                    She chose domestic toys.

                    Given all the efforts made in the 70s and 80s and 90s to claim "we're all the same really", those hormones are a far stronger influence.

                    Alternatively, perhaps having a strong father figure in their lives has an influence too. (That is NOT a criticism, merely an observation: does having both parents present make children more aware that we are different as adults, therefore they can be what they want to be. Discuss. 25 marks.)
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      I was trying to be funny.

                      He chose mechanical and warlike toys.

                      She chose domestic toys.

                      Given all the efforts made in the 70s and 80s and 90s to claim "we're all the same really", those hormones are a far stronger influence.

                      Alternatively, perhaps having a strong father figure in their lives has an influence too. (That is NOT a criticism, merely an observation: does having both parents present make children more aware that we are different as adults, therefore they can be what they want to be. Discuss. 25 marks.)
                      25 Marks is not a lot of money, several European & scandinavian countries use marks as a monetary denomination, although many have embraced the Euro now.
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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