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Jane was quite insistent at going a bit odd at places. Why satnav woman is called Jane I have no idea. -
I think the gf fancies Jane! She wants to have s*x with herOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostJane was quite insistent at going a bit odd at places. Why satnav woman is called Jane I have no idea.
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In large doses at frequent intervals, it keeps them really quiet, luv emOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe orange stuff is antibiotic. We are using calpol and neurofen too. Shame he is not a year : the dose doubles then...
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Her screaming F*** her, at the nav, does not mean she wants to have sex with herOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think the gf fancies Jane! She wants to have s*x with her

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indeed. I fand that using vodka to wash it down a great helpOriginally posted by Diver View PostIn large doses at frequent intervals, it keeps them really quiet, luv em


I do hope OracleSlave does not read that - or I will start getting odd PMs from him again.....Comment
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You ruined my fantasy! Where is the burst into tears icon?Originally posted by Diver View PostHer screaming F*** her, at the nav, does not mean she wants to have sex with her

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You too!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postindeed. I find that using vodka to wash it down a great help
I do hope OracleSlave does not read that - or I will start getting odd PMs from him again.....
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In an odd way I enjoy it - as he is so stupid. easy to slap him around. really I should find someone on my own intellectual level to argue with. suggestions?Originally posted by Diver View PostYou too!
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Afternoon denizens
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBaby is much better today - looks like the medicines are kicking in.

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