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    #104601
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    What you need to do is evolve warm blood.

    Brown adipose tissue is the stuff you need.

    Next time you're picking up yokels in your UFO and doing experiments on them, whip out some of that brown fat from near their lower back and try injecting it into your tail or something.

    It probably won't work but it'll give the yokels something to talk about.
    It'd certainly make a change from all the anal probing they get with the

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      #104602
      Originally posted by kali View Post


      And maybe some ?

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        #104603
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        I thought we'd be paddling in a pool of hugs and cuddles in here.
        I've been ducking back in here for refuge in between sorties to General.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #104604
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          I've been ducking back in here for refuge in between sorties to General.
          It's a No-Man's-Land out there today.

          Especially when that man is Bagpuss.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #104605
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            It's a No-Man's-Land out there today.
            Perhaps the current lull is to afford the medics opportunity to see to the casualties - patch them up and get them back out there for more punishment!
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #104606
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Hmm. Normally when General goes acidic, TPD gets busy.

              But it's quiet in here today.

              I thought we'd be paddling in a pool of hugs and cuddles in here.
              Just for you...



              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


              And maybe some ?


              Why isn't there a :whip icon?

              Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
              "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
              Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                #104607
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Perhaps the current lull is to afford the medics opportunity to see to the casualties - patch them up and get them back out there for more punishment!
                Sir,

                Your cynicism is a credit to you.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #104608
                  Originally posted by kali View Post
                  Just for you...

                  Damn.

                  Sticky pants again.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #104609
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Sir,

                    Your cynicism is a credit to you.
                    Too kind

                    /tips hat
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #104610
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Damn.

                      Sticky pants again.
                      naughty boy
                      Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                      "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                      Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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