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[voodooflux]

Bet they used a lot of candles too...

...and soap...

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

[TheBigYinJames]

...and soap...

Nun at a convent school phones up the Electriciy company about a powercut... "please we need some men out here quickly, the girls are using candles"

[voodooflux]

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"

[cailin maith]

Nun at a convent school phones up the Electriciy company about a powercut... "please we need some men out here quickly, the girls are using candles"

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"

The poor nuns.... if only they knew how we laughed at their expense....

[kali]

Helpful explanation without scary pictutres.

Ewww... I just read that and feel quite sick now....

....even I have limits

[TheBigYinJames]

The poor nuns.... if only they knew how we laughed at their expense....

Yes, but we're going to hell and they're not. I bet they grin at that irony.

[cailin maith]

Yes, but we're going to hell and they're not. I bet they grin at that irony.

Roasty toasty hell....... Fab!!!

[RichardCranium]

I just wish the real nuns I knew as a kid knew how to use a Philishave.

O lordy, lordy.

I really, really, really do hope you mean "Philips Ladyshave" rather than Philishave.

[RichardCranium]

My champion drive to work was the 7.5 hours it took to get to Southampton one Monday...

Enfield, North London to Stanford-le-Hope, Essex: 6 hours on the M25.

Not the longest drive in hours, but the worst.

The longest was London to Cornwall on August Bank Holiday weekend about 5 years ago. Met a fellah in a Devon or Somerset petrol station who had been on the road from Liverpool for 14 hours.

[RichardCranium]

Ewww... I just read that and feel quite sick now....

....even I have limits

May I suggest bran flakes?