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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Bet they used a lot of candles too...
    ...and soap...

    Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap";
    the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      ...and soap...
      Nun at a convent school phones up the Electriciy company about a powercut... "please we need some men out here quickly, the girls are using candles"
      Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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        While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
        The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
        But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
        So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
        Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
        Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
        "Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
        So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          Nun at a convent school phones up the Electriciy company about a powercut... "please we need some men out here quickly, the girls are using candles"
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
          The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
          But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
          So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
          Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
          Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
          "Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
          So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"


          The poor nuns.... if only they knew how we laughed at their expense....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Ewww... I just read that and feel quite sick now....

            ....even I have limits
            Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
            "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
            Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


              The poor nuns.... if only they knew how we laughed at their expense....
              Yes, but we're going to hell and they're not. I bet they grin at that irony.
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                Yes, but we're going to hell and they're not. I bet they grin at that irony.
                Roasty toasty hell....... Fab!!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                  I just wish the real nuns I knew as a kid knew how to use a Philishave.
                  O lordy, lordy.

                  I really, really, really do hope you mean "Philips Ladyshave" rather than Philishave.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    My champion drive to work was the 7.5 hours it took to get to Southampton one Monday...
                    Enfield, North London to Stanford-le-Hope, Essex: 6 hours on the M25.

                    Not the longest drive in hours, but the worst.

                    The longest was London to Cornwall on August Bank Holiday weekend about 5 years ago. Met a fellah in a Devon or Somerset petrol station who had been on the road from Liverpool for 14 hours.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by kali View Post
                      Ewww... I just read that and feel quite sick now....

                      ....even I have limits
                      May I suggest bran flakes?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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