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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostOK, I have 5 more weeks at Parker's.
Yippee (for the extra money, in-house gym and free tea)
Boo, for the decking the wife wanted me to lay and the trip to the Narth of Engerland I was planning.
Is decking your mistress?Comment
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Sounds perfect for tpd!Originally posted by Jog On View PostI tell you what – he could talk for England, won’t stop bending me flipping ear about the most mundane every day things…Comment
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1200 linear feet of planed, smoothed grooved lovliness.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Is decking your mistress?
Plus a lot of 4x2 frame up underneath.
Yum!Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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I thought people decked their wives not their mistressesOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Is decking your mistress?
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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What is that in metres? How big an area does it cover?Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post1200 linear feet of planed, smoothed grooved lovliness.
Plus a lot of 4x2 frame up underneath.
Yum!Comment
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Can we not do both?Originally posted by Jog On View PostI thought people decked their wives not their mistresses

Not at the same though!Comment
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well roughly 3 feet to the mtre would be about 400 linear metres.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is that in metres? How big an area does it cover?
I have an L shaped concreted area (which used to be a driveway), about 50 square metres in total.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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So about 7m * 7m ? Sounds quite large. I am only 4m * 4m. Though it is quality that counts.Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Postwell roughly 3 feet to the mtre would be about 400 linear metres.
I have an L shaped concreted area (which used to be a driveway), about 50 square metres in total.Comment
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