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Bazza gets caught
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What time do the kids go to bed?Originally posted by Bear View PostLucky git you are! Oh to have an evening to ourselves again!
I get upset if children are anywhere near me between 7pm and 7am (well 7:30pm as long as they chose sensible youtube videos). Any child contacting me betwewen those times had better have a damned good medical reason - by which I mean brain surgery or pregnancy...Comment
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Her name was Bazza, she was a truckerOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post

Well my name is Bazza
With grease balls in her hair and a cab of yorkies over there
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How strange..... do you not have any french at all?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am left out of conversations at clientco as French is more widely spoken than English...Bazza gets caught
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little one goes to bed between 7-8, eldest 8-9pmOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat time do the kids go to bed?
I get upset if children are anywhere near me between 7pm and 7am (well 7:30pm as long as they chose sensible youtube videos). Any child contacting me betwewen those times had better have a damned good medical reason - by which I mean brain surgery or pregnancy...Comment
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Voulez vous couche avec moi?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHow strange..... do you not have any french at all?Comment
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9pm!!! No way Pedro! I go to bed at 9pm myself so I can be up at 5:15 and be home at 4:45.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postlittle one goes to bed between 7-8, eldest 8-9pm
Mind you - I would rather they went to bed at 9pm than never see them....Comment
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not tonight I've got a headacheOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostVoulez vous couche avec moi?Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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