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I translated a French spec for testing sewers once.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHow strange..... do you not have any french at all?
I don't speaka da lingo at all...
Nappe phreatique is a good one.
The french guy couldn't tell me what it meant either.
I think it's ground water or something similar.Comment
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That'll make a refreshing change...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAnd on that note, I am off to the pub!!
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aaarrrggghhhhhhhhh!!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDim siarad saesneg...
I am off over to general.....Comment
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Do the French have sewers?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI translated a French spec for testing sewers once.Comment
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Not when he's having his lunch he doesn'tOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI bet Zeity is lurking! He gets most centuries these days......
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postme - yep... but it wasn't a '00 it was '000.....
Those were hard fought in the past
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I assumed that the network had gone down - I gave the network team a fiver to pout etching fluid on it...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNot when he's having his lunch he doesn't
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