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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Well done DB, I like that one. Very manic in a sort of Bouncing Boob Bjork way!Originally posted by DaveB
And thanks monkeyboy for the award (where's the Oscar smiley?)...
I would like to thank my producers, the directors, the girl from continuity, Al Gore who made this all possible by inventing the internet...my mom, my pet tennis ball 'bounce' who inspired me to seek out that defining definition of womanhood...sniff, sniff.Comment
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morning everyone! now this is the best spanking one I've seen in a while, and I've seen a few.Originally posted by zeitghostWhy, that looks just like Frank Whittle.
Allegedly.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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sorry just not my cup off tea!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Jeeez,
Sit down with my morning coffee, hit the CUK forums while I drink it and the first thing I see is Mr Beans animated underpants. Not a good way to start the day
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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A busy morning. Nice going mofos.
Thank **** its Friday. First implementation at this client successfully completed last night. Few issues, but no real drama. All in all a success so I am very happy and a bit tired.
Will treat myself to a selection of alcoholic beverages tonight and will be hunting for eligible young women. Open-mindedness a prerequisite.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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