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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs there a time you don't feel bitchy?
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning AG
who were you taliking to there? scrubber - must be CM?
oh dear am I in BIG trouble now...
Originally posted by Bear View PostMorning all
Alright?
Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMorning all
Morning BP
Morning AG
Morning Diver
anyone else here? sweety zeityBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning
Nerves in it played up most of the night; so I've had less than an hours kip
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Sorry to hear about the hand, Diver...Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Morning Ted
Morning BP
Morning AG
Morning Diver
anyone else here? sweety zeityComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIt gets worse.
This "older" lady that my mate wants me to take for a date isn't technically 31.
I was invited out for a birthday drink next weekend. Technically that makes her 32 in my book.
Now we're entering just plain wrong territory.
Get in there.
She's 32... she'll know what she wants & she'll want a lot of it...
Just order a gross of viagra & you'll be ok.
Trust me.
I'm a Giant Alien Lizard & I know about these things.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostShe'll break me
I still have fond memories of the evening I thought my little friend had killed me...Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWhat a fun way to get broken though. Mature women are so much more inventiveComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWe never take offence with you Zeity old scaly one
Where's that Lifebuoy toilet soap?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGlad of that, thought my B.O. had got too strong or something...
Where's that Lifebuoy toilet soap?
Can you still buy Lifebuoy?Comment
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