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    What can I say....I'm just far too deep and complex for your average woman and their small brains to comprehend.


    Also I'm a bit tulip in the flattery stakes. Age range was 23 - 34 for women. One woman said I was married for 9 years, have 2 kids. How old do you think I am.

    I said 34. Real answer was 29.

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      Then there was a research associate with 4 cats. At 26 no-one should have 4 cats.

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        Ok, so the results are in from the speed dating. I like my shotgun approach, I prefer to call it a non selective method. I don't discriminate me.
        When I was a bachelor I used to discriminate: "Must be live or still warm".

        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        I got 0. Yeah, that's how I roll. I know this is LR but feel free to mock away.
        Perhaps you are not attractive to sweaty, fat, drunkard, post-40 lezzers?

        Don't worry about it. Seriously.

        They would have been looking for someone as weak as them - next time wear a tank top and don't was for a couple of days before-hand. You'll get ticks from about one in four because "he needs someone to mother him".
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Hi just saying good bye, I should of ignored it but it really got my goat, couple of beers didnt help, ah well take care, its good night and farewell from BumFluf

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            It has gone very quiet.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
              Hi just saying good bye, I should of ignored it but it really got my goat, couple of beers didnt help, ah well take care, its good night and farewell from BumFluf
              Goodnight Bumfluff
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                Hi just saying good bye, I should of ignored it but it really got my goat, couple of beers didnt help, ah well take care, its good night and farewell from BumFluf


                Beer always helps. It moves in mysterious ways.

                Have a good night. And drink some water before you go to bed.

                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  It has gone very quiet.
                  hasn't been Here
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    I think TravelMonkey ought to stay off the Special Brew. (S)he's not up to it yet.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I think TravelMonkey ought to stay off the Special Brew. (S)he's not up to it yet.
                      I myself would like to meet the little scrote, but the injured hand would restrict me somewhat
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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