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[Diver]

All gone a bit quiet now Are you all:

A - Drivelling in General?

B - Discussing Biscuits?

C - Discussing Insults?

D - Discussing web page file extensions?

E - Banging one out?

F - In the broom cupbourd with Andyw?

All of the above

[Sockpuppet]

Speed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.

I know you only get 4 minutes with each person. Asking after 10 would get me asking the wrong person.

Besides. I wouldn't say "feck off". I'd say "here does this rag smell of chloroform" or "There. Let me get you a drink".

Why would anyone think it was that?

It's five minutes tops or I'm on to the next one.

Don't worry. I'm taking this as seriously as I take everything else in life.

[Sockpuppet]

Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".

[Diver]

Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".

Now that's class

[Sockpuppet]

Maybe I should take a picture of a sink to sooth any separation anxiety that the women may be feeling.

[Jog On]

Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".

That's going into my repertoire

[Sockpuppet]

Maybe I could spend the whole evening communicating through film quotes.

Shaun of the dead: "Can I get any of you cnuts a drink?"

Talladega nights: "I piss excellence."

[Bear]

All of the above

With only 1 hand!?!

That's impressive/messy

[Jog On]

With only 1 hand!?!

That's impressive/messy

yup - biscuit crumbs everywhere - now that's itchy!

[Jog On]

This biscuit thing is getting out of hand (the free hand). What started as a silly question has evolved into something of a monster.