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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    All gone a bit quiet now Are you all:

    A - Drivelling in General?

    B - Discussing Biscuits?

    C - Discussing Insults?

    D - Discussing web page file extensions?

    E - Banging one out?

    F - In the broom cupbourd with Andyw?
    All of the above
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Speed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.
      I know you only get 4 minutes with each person. Asking after 10 would get me asking the wrong person.

      Besides. I wouldn't say "feck off". I'd say "here does this rag smell of chloroform" or "There. Let me get you a drink".

      Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
      Why would anyone think it was that?

      It's five minutes tops or I'm on to the next one.
      Don't worry. I'm taking this as seriously as I take everything else in life.
      Last edited by Sockpuppet; 18 March 2008, 16:16.

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        Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".

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          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".
          Now that's class
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Maybe I should take a picture of a sink to sooth any separation anxiety that the women may be feeling.

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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              Maybe at the half time break I should start with "well...my ******* drink isn't going to buy itself".
              That's going into my repertoire
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Maybe I could spend the whole evening communicating through film quotes.

                Shaun of the dead: "Can I get any of you cnuts a drink?"

                Talladega nights: "I piss excellence."

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  All of the above
                  With only 1 hand!?!

                  That's impressive/messy
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    With only 1 hand!?!

                    That's impressive/messy
                    yup - biscuit crumbs everywhere - now that's itchy!
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      This biscuit thing is getting out of hand (the free hand). What started as a silly question has evolved into something of a monster.
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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