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Yes! ROTFLMAO!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI met a friend in the pub tonight who's equipped his home with an IP-based telephone system. He's set up a dedicated menu structure ("Press 1 for goats" and so forth) based on the "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different" area of the original Unix adventure game, and transfers all calls from sales/marketing people into it.
The longest any of them has wandered around there so far is ten minutes
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Really?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNot when I checked you weren't...
I was certainly Godlike for a while, coz it caught my eye...Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think that the TPD mission should be to get as many posts moved into LR as possible.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
let us just hope that general-baiting is not out-lawed...Comment
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So! it was you in the wardrobe last night.Originally posted by Bear View PostI'm watching you!!
I told Cailin that someone was watching us
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Must have been a glitch - when they made LR not count, I pointed out that you and I had dropped to Godlike, yet BP had retained "More Fingers than Teeth", and they cleared it up pretty quick.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostReally?
I was certainly Godlike for a while, coz it caught my eye...
All the other custom titles stayed, though - I only lost mine because MFTT is an automatic title when you hit 13000 posts.Comment
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sound like a good planOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI think that the TPD mission should be to get as many posts moved into LR as possible.
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