test please delete

[cailin maith]

Now I did wonder about this. Could bollox features claim that you are now getting divorced as you have been unfaitful?

**** - I've only just read that bit proper - I suppose he could ........ but I never was unfaithful when we were married so I think I would still win

[AndyGarbs]

Even though it's filthy friday, I'll give you a for good measure

Yum- I love tapas.... Have something with chorizo for me

Thanks for the spank

Easily please doughnuts and Tapas, just need to find your favourite drink, inside leg measurement, other measurements

[Sockpuppet]

**** - I've only just read that bit proper - I suppose he could ........ but I never was unfaithful when we were married so I think I would still win

Technically you still are

Sockpuppet in "it does raise an interesting point though" mode.


I doubt that it would cause too many problem other than another days billing from a lawyer. I think seperated for a number of years woiuld be taken into account.

[Sockpuppet]

Anyway I was thinking. The date I'm on tonight isn't with the 32 year old guitar wielding lady but with a friend of a friend. Who I expect is close to 30 (didn't think it was polite to ask).

Do you think forgoing flowers and turning up with a bottle of cod liver oil would go down well?

[cailin maith]

Technically you still are

Sockpuppet in "it does raise an interesting point though" mode.


I doubt that it would cause too many problem other than another days billing from a lawyer. I think seperated for a number of years woiuld be taken into account.

It raises my hand with the paddle to spank your hairy ass.... now shut up

Anyway I was thinking. The date I'm on tonight isn't with the 32 year old guitar wielding lady but with a friend of a friend. Who I expect is close to 30 (didn't think it was polite to ask).

Do you think forgoing flowers and turning up with a bottle of cod liver oil would go down well?

Nope it will get you a kick in the nuts which coupled with the spanking I've given you will make for a very uncomfortable night

[Sockpuppet]

It raises my hand with the paddle to spank your hairy ass.... now shut up

I do not have a hairy arse. I do however have a hairy back. I'm like chewbacca.




Rarrrrrrr!!!!!

[Bear]

Thanks for the spank

Easily please doughnuts and Tapas, just need to find your favourite drink, inside leg measurement, other measurements

Favourite chocolate - Green and Blacks
Favourite drink - probably depends on occasion but Magners i reckon, and red bull and champagne.
Favourite flowers - lilies seem to ring a bell?

[realityhack]

Hello denizens.

Today is smutty Friday - I can see CM's already got her paddle out.

This time, I left it entirely up to the squirrel cadets to think of something to entertain you, and they've exceeded themselves IMO.

Alright lads, bring it in.

<squirrel cadets wheel in a large paddling pool filled with baby oil>

They suggest a 'gladiator' style match between the denizens, and have made two huge cotton bud batons for you to fight with once in this pool.

I think it's an excellent idea. I should warn you, one of our cadets will be filming this as part of his grade. The footage will only be used for grading, and won't find it's way onto YouTube, honest.

[KathyWoolfe]

Hello denizens.

Today is smutty Friday - I can see CM's already got her paddle out.

This time, I left it entirely up to the squirrel cadets to think of something to entertain you, and they've exceeded themselves IMO.

Alright lads, bring it in.

<squirrel cadets wheel in a large paddling pool filled with baby oil>

They suggest a 'gladiator' style match between the denizens, and have made two huge cotton bud batons for you to fight with once in this pool.

I think it's an excellent idea. I should warn you, one of our cadets will be filming this as part of his grade. The footage will only be used for grading, and won't find it's way onto YouTube, honest.

First match is between you and Bear........

[realityhack]

I should add - the winner gets a hand-made, fitted gimp suit, and 14 assorted body piercings - our compliments.