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I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Totally and utterly normal. As normal as a normal person called Mr McNormal. Every day I listen to Radio 4 while having a cup of tea and ironing my shirt, commute into town, type nonsense into a PC, have lunch (usually a nice baked potato with baked beans and fried armadillo toenails), answer the phone (saying normal things), commute back and don my crotchless PVC suit to sing the national anthem (normally) just in time for Eastenders and a nice cup of hot chocolate. -
Originally posted by realityhack View PostI'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Totally and utterly normal. As normal as a normal person called Mr McNormal. Every day I listen to Radio 4 while having a cup of tea and ironing my shirts, commute into town, type nonsense into a PC, have lunch (usually a nice baked potato with baked beans and fried armadillo toenails), answer the phone (saying normal things), commute back and don my crotchless PVC suit to sing the national anthem (normally) just in time for Eastenders and a nice cup of hot chocolate.
See.... mad as a box of frogs
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Good lady - may I ask that you refrain from besmirching my otherwise intact reputation with such slurs.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
See.... mad as a box of frogs

Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm in my 50's now. god I feel old
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Your nearly twice as old as me.
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I sincerely apologise, kind sir.... I believe you to be the empitome (is that the right word?) of sanity and only wish more would take a leaf from your book of mental wellbeingOriginally posted by realityhack View PostGood lady - may I ask that you refrain from besmirching my otherwise intact reputation with such slurs.
Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.
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I am 45 in August...Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
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Your nearly twice as old as me.
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old as woman you feel etcetc yawn yawn.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI sincerely apologise, kind sir.... I believe you to be the empitome (is that the right word?) of sanity and only wish more would take a leaf from your book of mental wellbeing
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Bazza gets caught
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I need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate me
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Jesus Christ you need something allright - a kick in the arse for having those ejits as your avatar.... Bumfluff - sort it out mate...Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostI need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate me
Bazza gets caught
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