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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    RH - only you would say pantaloons - you are such a nutter
    I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Totally and utterly normal. As normal as a normal person called Mr McNormal. Every day I listen to Radio 4 while having a cup of tea and ironing my shirt, commute into town, type nonsense into a PC, have lunch (usually a nice baked potato with baked beans and fried armadillo toenails), answer the phone (saying normal things), commute back and don my crotchless PVC suit to sing the national anthem (normally) just in time for Eastenders and a nice cup of hot chocolate.

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Totally and utterly normal. As normal as a normal person called Mr McNormal. Every day I listen to Radio 4 while having a cup of tea and ironing my shirts, commute into town, type nonsense into a PC, have lunch (usually a nice baked potato with baked beans and fried armadillo toenails), answer the phone (saying normal things), commute back and don my crotchless PVC suit to sing the national anthem (normally) just in time for Eastenders and a nice cup of hot chocolate.
      See.... mad as a box of frogs
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        See.... mad as a box of frogs
        Good lady - may I ask that you refrain from besmirching my otherwise intact reputation with such slurs.

        Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I'm in my 50's now. god I feel old
          am


          Your nearly twice as old as me.

          HTH

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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Good lady - may I ask that you refrain from besmirching my otherwise intact reputation with such slurs.

            Incidentally, boxes of frogs are actually quite boring. Also - it's a very frustrating exercise trying to stack them neatly.
            I sincerely apologise, kind sir.... I believe you to be the empitome (is that the right word?) of sanity and only wish more would take a leaf from your book of mental wellbeing
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              am


              Your nearly twice as old as me.

              HTH
              I am 45 in August...

              old as woman you feel etcetc yawn yawn.

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I sincerely apologise, kind sir.... I believe you to be the empitome (is that the right word?) of sanity and only wish more would take a leaf from your book of mental wellbeing
                antithesis

                pamphlet

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  antithesis

                  pamphlet
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    I need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate me

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                      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                      I need motivation, Ive done nothing at client for 2.5weeks and they still havent noticed and Ive been renewed, Im getting too slack just cant be a&r&sed. Motivate me
                      Jesus Christ you need something allright - a kick in the arse for having those ejits as your avatar.... Bumfluff - sort it out mate...
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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