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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI would like to take zeity - but it would require some serrious effort.
I'm not that sort of Giant Alien Lizard thankyou very much...Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAn eternity.
At one stage, I had the gap down to about 6000 posts between me and him. I thought that I was in with a chance, since the gap was closing, too.
Zeity was teaching this afternoon, though, so maybe he will have to cut back on posting?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBody find sparks rush hour train delays
KENT commuters faced diruption this morning after a body was found on a railway line.
Trains in and out of Dartford have been delayed after the discovery at Lewisham.
Southeastern passengers trying to get to London Victoria from Dartford had their service suspended after the body was found at the Lewisham junction at around 6.45am.
A Southeastern spokesman said: "This will have unfortunately caused delay and disruption to many journeys during the morning peak. For this we can only apologise."
Alternative transport to other London train stations is being advised and passengers can use their tickets on the Docklands Light Railway, London Underground and the buses. Train services have been diverted around other stations where possible.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDamn right it would
I'm not that sort of Giant Alien Lizard thankyou very much...Comment
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A Furby is a very amusing thing to attach to a drill. The noise of the drill starts the thing talking, and it makes a weird 'gibbergibber' noise as it spins around.
You might need a bit of lube though.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostA Furby is a very amusing thing to attach to a drill. The noise of the drill starts the thing talking, and it makes a weird 'gibbergibber' noise as it spins around.
You might need a bit of lube though.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou might need a bit of lube though.
I have litres of the stuff.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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