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[Bear]

You're in an all-you-can-grab competition at a local supermarket, you have 60 seconds to fill your trolley and get back to the till - what would the trolley contain?

Wine

[cailin maith]

What do you mean 'deffo' - are you saying you're making it up at the moment?



Jees - there's fashionably late but come on

Course I'm not making it up!

I'm only half an hour late..... quit your bitching and give us a snog!

[BrilloPad]

I didn't drink any beer

wine/spirits?

[Bear]

Someone hands you a teleportation device - you can use it for only one return journey anywhere in the universe, and you have to use it now. Where would you go?

Home

Follow her

[cailin maith]

wine/spirits?

Cider

[Bear]

You reach for your lunch - and it slides towards you - you thereby discover that you have The Force <cue Star Wars theme tune>.
What's the next thing you try to do using this new gift?

Good question

Depends where I was - but I suspect it would be illegal, or at least immoral

[Bear]

Course I'm not making it up!

I'm only half an hour late..... quit your bitching and give us a snog!

Crikey!!

You're a bit more forward when you know there's no competition

<looks around>

Go on then

[cailin maith]

Crikey!!

You're a bit more forward when you know there's no competition

<looks around>

Go on then

It's cos I know Mrs Bear is far away

[Bear]

Have you ever tried to see how many Trebor Extra Strong mints you can cram into your mouth at once?

Nope

Is a finger of fudge just enough?

Wouldn't know - don't do chocolate

[Bear]

You get to spend a weekend with anyone you want to - anyone at all (apart from the usual crowd, family, spouse or WoW - you sad gits). Dinner, a citybreak, a weekend on the slopes, anything.

Who?