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Michael Palin - I reckon he'd have loads of good stories and make me laugh.Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou get to spend a weekend with anyone you want to - anyone at all (apart from the usual crowd, family, spouse or WoW - you sad gits). Dinner, a citybreak, a weekend on the slopes, anything.
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I got an A in A level Art.... easy peasyOriginally posted by realityhack View PostTry to draw a circle, freehand, with one line. Can you do this in less than 3 attempts without overlapping or it going horribly wrong?
kick him in the nuts and runOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou're walking through a forest, and you're confronted by a bear (not the cuddly kind, and not superted, bear, and not our friendly bear either - but a real, live, hungry, angry grizzly bear). What should you do?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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On the phone to my mamOriginally posted by realityhack View PostThe 4 minute warning has just sounded - all TV and radio stations are urging you to take cover. How do you spend those 4 minutes?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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4 min warning is usually for nuclear war.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostDepends what are we taking cover from ?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou're walking through a forest, and you're confronted by a bear (not the cuddly kind, and not superted, bear, and not our friendly bear either - but a real, live, hungry, angry grizzly bear). What should you do?Close... the correct answer is:Originally posted by cailin maith View Postkick him in the nuts and run
Kick the person you are walking with in the nuts and run!!!
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Find somebody to have sex with, may as well go out on a high!!Originally posted by realityhack View Post4 min warning is usually for nuclear war.Comment
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CorrectOriginally posted by realityhack View PostIt's a teleporter, not a time machine - Liverpool's victory eh?
It is up there with one of the best nights of my lifeComment
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Choose: No internet access for the rest of your life, or working for HMRC for the rest of your life.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postkick him in the nuts and run
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Choose: Marry a really stupid person with a great body, or a smart soulmate who fell out of the ugly tree.Comment
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