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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    The 4 minute warning has just sounded - all TV and radio stations are urging you to take cover. How do you spend those 4 minutes?
    Depends what are we taking cover from ?

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      #id
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      You get to spend a weekend with anyone you want to - anyone at all (apart from the usual crowd, family, spouse or WoW - you sad gits). Dinner, a citybreak, a weekend on the slopes, anything.

      Who?
      Michael Palin - I reckon he'd have loads of good stories and make me laugh.

      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Try to draw a circle, freehand, with one line. Can you do this in less than 3 attempts without overlapping or it going horribly wrong?
      I got an A in A level Art.... easy peasy

      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      You're walking through a forest, and you're confronted by a bear (not the cuddly kind, and not superted, bear, and not our friendly bear either - but a real, live, hungry, angry grizzly bear). What should you do?
      kick him in the nuts and run
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #id
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        The 4 minute warning has just sounded - all TV and radio stations are urging you to take cover. How do you spend those 4 minutes?
        On the phone to my mam
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #id
          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          Depends what are we taking cover from ?
          4 min warning is usually for nuclear war.

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            #id
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            You're walking through a forest, and you're confronted by a bear (not the cuddly kind, and not superted, bear, and not our friendly bear either - but a real, live, hungry, angry grizzly bear). What should you do?
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            kick him in the nuts and run
            Close... the correct answer is:

            Kick the person you are walking with in the nuts and run!!!

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              #id
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              4 min warning is usually for nuclear war.
              Find somebody to have sex with, may as well go out on a high!!

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                #id
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                It's a teleporter, not a time machine - Liverpool's victory eh?
                Correct

                It is up there with one of the best nights of my life

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                  #id
                  Choose: No internet access for the rest of your life, or working for HMRC for the rest of your life.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    kick him in the nuts and run
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      #id
                      Choose: Marry a really stupid person with a great body, or a smart soulmate who fell out of the ugly tree.

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