We discovered that the PCW compiler has a very odd syntax...
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Circa 1986. Software house. Works Xmas do. One of the most hardened boozers turned up two hours late. He came running in yelling and carrying listing paper.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDon't you just love learning the foibles of compilers?
"I was right! There IS a bug in the compiler!"
He had spent all day and half the evening writing test cases to prove the ICL ME29 Range COBOL compiler had a bug. He was seriously happy.
The booze-up degenerated into everyone poring over his listings and debating his diagnostic technique.
Aah. Happy days.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Saw such a thing in a film once...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow do you know?
And that's ignoring the likes of the ****ingmachines machines and the symbian...Comment
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Eye thank ewe...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post#82728
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There's unfortunately absoluckingfutely no point in bribing me since I don't mark their projects...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave they discovered that the best way to get a pass is bribery?
Ho hum...Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postsometimes I wonder why I don't have a life
But I thought TPD was your life?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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One of my more "unusual" constructions in FORTRAN killed the M$ FORTRAN 77 compiler stone dead... tits up it went, please tell M$ etc.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostCirca 1986. Software house. Works Xmas do. One of the most hardened boozers turned up two hours late. He came running in yelling and carrying listing paper.
"I was right! There IS a bug in the compiler!"
He had spent all day and half the evening writing test cases to prove the ICL ME29 Range COBOL compiler had a bug. He was seriously happy.
The booze-up degenerated into everyone poring over his listings and debating his diagnostic technique.
Aah. Happy days.
Program compiled perfectly well on the G.A. FORTRAN IV compiler.
I was not impressed.Comment
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Well, somebody's turned up in a big Rolls Royce with no number plates - so we know threaded's here
This happened while I was off having a piss, of course
Ah well, until the next premiére, all the Hello! readers are wandering away into the night.Comment
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Do they know that yet though?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere's unfortunately absoluckingfutely no point in bribing me since I don't mark their projects...
Ho hum...Comment
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