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    #id
    Scarlet Johansson's out there now

    Back to work...

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      #id
      Turns out I've been misinformed - it was Scarlet all along, she's just taking ages waving to the bozos

      I don't know who any of these people are anyway... well, except the Queen, and she no longer talks to me after that unfortunate encounter in threaded's shrubbery

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        #id
        Natalie something and Eric something now...

        Meanwhile, I have to say that JQuery is actually a very useful library, once you get used to its slightly unusual approach to the Document Object Model

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          #id
          Thanks for sharing that Nick...

          I wish I knew what you were talking about...

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            #id
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I thought it would be more like 45
            Thankfully not... you couldn't fit 45 people into the project room anyway.

            With 4 or 5 I had to open the window to let the heat out...

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              #id
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Byeee

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                #id
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Just been speaking to my mam - I was telling her about somthing me and my sis have planned for later in the year and I said - "What should we do?"

                Her answer - "Take off your sock and piss in your shoe"

                WTF??? How in the name of God is that helpful...... the woman is a looney. No wonder we ended up this way
                Sounds eminently sensible to me...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Bye Sweetie
                  Byeee

                  Helloooooo

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                    #id
                    The Queen's not here yet...

                    She's late...

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Bye Zeity

                      I came across some code that used the while(1) construct the other day
                      Did it not meet with your approval?

                      I much prefer
                      Code:
                      10 CONTINUE
                          STUFF
                          GOTO 10
                      personally... life was so much simpler in FORTRAN IV.

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