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    #id
    #77877
    zeitghost
    More fingers than teeth

    pali and four of a kind

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      #id
      #77878
      zeitghost
      More fingers than teeth

      full house

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        #id
        #77888
        Sockpuppet
        Super poster

        full house

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          #id
          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          I'm already fat so I've got it covered

          I'm more worried about Davina (best mates wife) and her voodoo doll to be fair.
          I also think you should stick a beach ball up your b*m, inflate it, then drink a load of laxatives - get the full birth experience...

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            my gf lost her memory! I used to tell her she was a total f**king bit of old tulipe and that she would forget in 30 seconds - how I laughed on the way to A&E...
            wifey had a craving for salt & vinegar discos, muller rice, and pie and chips. Although not all at once

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              #id
              #77887
              Bear
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              full house

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                #id
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                wifey had a craving for salt & vinegar discos, muller rice, and pie and chips. Although not all at once
                these days it is never coal is it? women these days have to crave something expensive...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  at falafel college


                  We'll get you married off yet CM. Anyway.....make mine a donner, easy on the salad, no chilies, mayo.
                  I hope whoever he is has a tough a**e - all that

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    get the full birth experience...

                    I don't know. Last week I was on the can and......

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Cuddle.

                      Definitely cuddle.

                      Though she wasn't feeling very cuddly last night.
                      you should have worm some eau de mouse

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