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Touche...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBFH only cares for herself. Why did you marry your nearly-ex? I bet it seemed like a good idea at the time?
SEriously, she was a nice person. Then had kidney transplant - totally changed her. I thought kids would make things better
Can we talk about more important things? Are you wearing your negligee?
Was her kidney beside her brain???
No... I haven't managed to get out of my PJ's yet
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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No warm ice?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAt least I have cold ice
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May I suggest you don't use the Strand as a getaway route. London has a tendency toward being a bit busy.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWE go in - quick shot in the ceiling in case of any heroes. Sorted. Lovely Jully. Lets all go down the strand - have a
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm trying to think of stuff I could sell. I think I'm quite worthless!
do you have a wife or gf?
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Are you speaking from personal experience?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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Stu... sweetheart, write it all down, make a repayment plan and I promise you will feel better in the morning.... see I am the money fairy who likes to help Disco Stu!!!Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm trying to think of stuff I could sell. I think I'm quite worthless!
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bless youOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostStu... sweetheart, write it all doen, make a repayment plan and I promise you will feel better in the morning.... see I am the money fairy who likes to help Disco Stu!!!


I'm doing it tomorrow night, I've downloaded a budget spreadsheet from moneysavingexpert.com, I have to get some statements together and find out APR's and things so I can prioritise what to pay off first...ǝןqqıʍComment
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