Originally posted by BrilloPad
View Post
-
might be a good idea to go away next year, but then its not faI -
-
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
one year I went way and spent all the whole day either in bed or eating. that was a good day!Comment
-
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. She
spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper.
Before leaving she asks the salesclerk, "I hope you don't mind my
asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the same question.
She replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies,"Nope, I am 47!"
Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting
for the bus to get home, she asks an old man the same question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. although, when I
was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was,
but it requires you to let me put my hands down your panties.
Then, can I tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got
the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go
ahead".
The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins
to feel around.
After several minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you
know?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's."Comment
-
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
> he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could
> get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
> today you expect me to show it to you."Comment
-
-
> Woman's Quote of the Day:
>
> "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job
> to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
> something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
>
> Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:
>
> "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
> intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they
> go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."Comment
-
Have I wandered into the Joke thread
Comment
-
Today, 20:21 #58185
BrilloPad
Super poster
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,982
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
pali!!
Comment
-
opps - sorryOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostHave I wandered into the Joke thread
shall I post more jokes or drivel some more?Comment
Comment