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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI hate Xmas
Somebody get me out of here... I can't take any more of this inane chit-chat
"Is that an Apple Macintosh?" - Yes, it's the one you saw last year.
"Is it really that small?" - No, I sawed it in half.
"Ooh, <celebrity I've never heard of> is being paid <some large sum> to make a workout video!" - WTF does this have to do with anything?

Poor baby - have a christmas cuddle 
I repeat, you are so ******* dead.... I am going to smack tulip out of you when I see you next..... although, why is she on a skateboard?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostInspired by NickFitz tree I tried my hand at smile porn. It started off well but somehow "she" ended up wearing a straw hat and riding a skateboard. There also may be a few anatomical discrepancies but I'll get those squared away with CMs sister at the northern do and produce a version 2.

































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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTo my family:
I do not care what flavours have been removed, added or restored to the selection available this year in a tin of Quality Street.
If I want to eat something, I shall do so - you only need offer once. If I am offered food and decline it on the grounds that I am full, there is no point offering me five alternative varieties of food - I am full, dammit.
If I want a drink, I shall get one - although the only reason I don't already have one is that all you teetotallers sit there staring me as if I'm about to rush out and lie in the gutter dressed in rags every time I take a sip.
I am not spending my time off getting a last-minute flight to New York, then flying back just in time to go back to work, for the sake of seeing how my sister has decorated her apartment.
Now leave me alone
have another cuddle 
Me too - have just vowed with sis and mammy to go to thailand next year for christmas....Ireland is so bloody depressing, except for the Rugby (we wonOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostHi Angel
No, in answer to your question.
Then again, I never do have fun on Xmas day.
In fact, I hate Xmas day
Glad you're having a nice time, though
) ...... pah - humbug
And making a bollocks of itOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostNo tulip.
I am having a good day devising smile porn.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
Hello everyone
Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
Hi Angel
Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl
I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back
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Hello Andrew..... I bloody hope soOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostToday, 20:21 #54900
NickFitz
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Originally Posted by cailin maith
Hello everyone
Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
Hi Angel
Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl
I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back


And I even went and got coal for the fire.... despite being the one with asthma
... I asked Mammy about her carbon footprint... what she said was not repeatable
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Ahem!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHello Andrew..... I bloody hope so
He was quoting me.
Do keep up
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAhem!
He was quoting me.
Do keep up
Oh yeah.... oops...
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Shut up and give me a snog!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCome on then
<- playful
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Thats betterOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostOh, all right then

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