Tony Banks went to Sussex university - he had to be persuaded to return to Genesis
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Written in the dirt on a van:
"If being driven courteously please call 999 and report stolen."
"Driver gives no hand signals - caught stealing in Oman"
"washed by Stevie Wonder"
" I wish my wife was as dirty as this van "
and underneath, in different handwriting......
" She Is! "Comment
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Hello everyone
Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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hi Cailin - you sound well adjusted and normal to me.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHello everyone
Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???Comment
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Hi AngelOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHello everyone
Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl
I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back
Oh, and
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