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 Written in the dirt on a van:
 
 "If being driven courteously please call 999 and report stolen."
 
 "Driver gives no hand signals - caught stealing in Oman"
 
 "washed by Stevie Wonder"
 
 " I wish my wife was as dirty as this van "
 and underneath, in different handwriting......
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 Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
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 Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
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 Hello everyone 
 
 Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 hi Cailin - you sound well adjusted and normal to me.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHello everyone 
 
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 Hi AngelOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHello everyone 
 
 Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me??? 
 
 Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl 
 
 I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back 
 
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