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A cup of teaOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postdid you have a drink with it?
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't drink at lunchtime - I just fall asleep in the afternoon, which I always feel conveys a less than professional imageOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postpint in the punch and judy?
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Fisheries Management BiologistOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat does FMB stand for again?Comment
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pint in the punch and judy?
Don't drink at lunchtime - I just fall asleep in the afternoon, which I always feel conveys a less than professional image
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