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DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THAT JOKE!!!!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostHow do you make a cat go woof?

ITS NOT FUNNY!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I didn't need to, the answer was in the quote. Cat lover are you Barry?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THAT JOKE!!!!

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Yes.....Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI didn't need to, the answer was in the quote. Cat lover are you Barry?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Tie it to the back of a Ferrari.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostHow do you make a cat go meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwww!!!!Comment
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Now I have had to put it on the tv... found the controlsOriginally posted by zeitghostNow we're onto expanding lizards.... which are banned in this country...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Gordon Brown....Originally posted by zeitghostThis is obviously very lizardist.
To whom should I write to complain?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes.....Comment
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Evening folks.
I am just stirring from my slumber, and I will be back there shortly.
Has anything interesting happened today?Comment
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... she was always a bit twitchy after that...
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