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Normally I drink a nice cold lager, but as its the festive period how about a snow ball ?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwhat did you drink?
I had a bad day - but its so nice to be in CUK amongst my friends. My ask Brillo thread is going great too...
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snow ball suits me great!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostNormally I drink a nice cold lager, but as its the festive period how about a snow ball ?
How bad was bad when you say your day?
I was so busy I think I posted here about 5 times. Which by co-incidence is your user name!Comment
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will you sleep with me? I was once captured by aliens and taken up to their spaceship. They been unspeakable things to me but I've always wanted to repeat the experience.Originally posted by zeitghostSuch as?Comment
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Chimpanzee communities in different (and disconnected) ranges exhibit wide cultural variations. Tool use of a chimp community in one range may be of a similar kind to other chimps inhabiting that range, yet a distant range may have chimps exhibiting totally different tool use.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes - I have often seen the keepers at Howletts hide mint sauce under the straw of the monkey cages. Or are you an orangatang?
The vast majority of chimps in the wild hate getting wet, but there is just one chimp community, far away from all the others, where they love to bathe in the river.
So, as with people, you can't generalise about chimps
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I have been knifed in the back today by someone who was a good friend. I helpeechim sort out his divorce. Some people have no gratitude.Comment
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thats true - so I suppose that means by inference there is a chimp colony that only eats mint sauce?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostChimpanzee communities in different (and disconnected) ranges exhibit wide cultural variations. Tool use of a chimp community in one range may be of a similar kind to other chimps inhabiting that range, yet a distant range may have chimps exhibiting totally different tool use.
The vast majority of chimps in the wild hate getting wet, but there is just one chimp community, far away from all the others, where they love to bathe in the river.
So, as with people, you can't generalise about chimps
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Maybe he was happily married?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have been knifed in the back today by someone who was a good friend. I helpeechim sort out his divorce. Some people have no gratitude.Comment
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see post 47600. But if you can't keep up I might change my mind...Originally posted by zeitghostSo what's this question then?Comment
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