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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      what did you drink?

      I had a bad day - but its so nice to be in CUK amongst my friends. My ask Brillo thread is going great too...
      Normally I drink a nice cold lager, but as its the festive period how about a snow ball ?

      How bad was bad when you say your day?

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Normally I drink a nice cold lager, but as its the festive period how about a snow ball ?

        How bad was bad when you say your day?
        snow ball suits me great!

        I was so busy I think I posted here about 5 times. Which by co-incidence is your user name!

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Such as?
          will you sleep with me? I was once captured by aliens and taken up to their spaceship. They been unspeakable things to me but I've always wanted to repeat the experience.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            yes - I have often seen the keepers at Howletts hide mint sauce under the straw of the monkey cages. Or are you an orangatang?
            Chimpanzee communities in different (and disconnected) ranges exhibit wide cultural variations. Tool use of a chimp community in one range may be of a similar kind to other chimps inhabiting that range, yet a distant range may have chimps exhibiting totally different tool use.

            The vast majority of chimps in the wild hate getting wet, but there is just one chimp community, far away from all the others, where they love to bathe in the river.

            So, as with people, you can't generalise about chimps

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              I have been knifed in the back today by someone who was a good friend. I helpeechim sort out his divorce. Some people have no gratitude.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                a counting chimpanzee. ace.
                In binary, too

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Chimpanzee communities in different (and disconnected) ranges exhibit wide cultural variations. Tool use of a chimp community in one range may be of a similar kind to other chimps inhabiting that range, yet a distant range may have chimps exhibiting totally different tool use.

                  The vast majority of chimps in the wild hate getting wet, but there is just one chimp community, far away from all the others, where they love to bathe in the river.

                  So, as with people, you can't generalise about chimps
                  thats true - so I suppose that means by inference there is a chimp colony that only eats mint sauce?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I have been knifed in the back today by someone who was a good friend. I helpeechim sort out his divorce. Some people have no gratitude.
                    Maybe he was happily married?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      So what's this question then?
                      see post 47600. But if you can't keep up I might change my mind...

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