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[Diver]

Can you recall the first time you got drunk/stoned?

yes

[BrowneIssue]

How many sexual partners have you had to date?

Hmm. Define 'sexual'.

Between 2 and 6. I think.

[Diver]

And I thought "Well, at least Diver's never done that, ha, ha!"

Malaria.

Bloody malaria.

OK, what else have you got?

Nothing else

[BrowneIssue]

How many of those have been 'illicit' engagements?

Oops. I forgot that one.

The previous answer should have read "between 3 and 7".

[Diver]

What was the first album/single you bought with your own hard-earned pocket money?

The Woodstock album

[BrowneIssue]

Do you exercise regularly?

'Exercise'. That word sounds familiar, but ...

No.

[realityhack]

Have you ever told a joke that completely killed the atmosphere at a party/team meeting/family gathering?

[BrowneIssue]

Have you ever been in a properly nasty road traffic accident?

The worst was a drunk drove into the side of us and wrote both cars off. I was stretchered to hospital, the other driver was unconscious (p!ssed). My wife thought she'd die in the car when it caught fire.

But no really bad traffic accidents like pile-ups, no.

[Diver]

Have you ever told a joke that completely killed the atmosphere at a party/team meeting/family gathering?

Several times

[realityhack]

Have you ever given a speech at a wedding? (And how did it go?)