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Because otherwise the premises would gradually become completely filled with prawn crackers.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Posta) why do they all do that?
Not me. I don't like prawns.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Postb) does ANYBODY eat them?
Wish they'd give me a big bag of Quavers instead
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If it is on the idiot lantern, people will watch it.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIs anyone watching Airline? Why are people so stupid?!?
"The public wants what the public gets."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Yup. It's worse than Twycross Zoo when the bonobos wind up the chimpsOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostIs anyone watching Airline? Why are people so stupid?!?
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Lol, it's so true. I think airline staff should be equipped with cattle prods and have free reign to use them. Except on me.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIf it is on the idiot lantern, people will watch it.
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This will be wrong already...Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm 2 off DaveB on the TPD list
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TheFaQQer. . . . 3,671
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Diver. . . . . . 2,827
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Fortune Green. . 2,196
BrowneIssue. . . 1,467
n5gooner . . . . 1,290
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DiscoStu . . . . . 930
DaveB. . . . . . . 929Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Well, that's one then.Originally posted by DiscoStu View Posta) I like them
b) Me
Let's see what the other 58 million have to say...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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One of my philosophies:Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm drinking wine on an empty stomach. That can't be a good thing.
Never eat on an empty stomach.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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