test please delete

[Diver]

You were telling me about that 17 year old neighbour standing naked in front of the mirror, combing her hair.

That was an outright lie sorry

She was actually naked on her bed with the curtains open, she does it all the time
I have pictures

[Diver]

If you exclude the call loggers, the DreamWeaver drivers, the network cabling plumbers, the PC software installers and other similar auxiliary activities, not many.

You certainly won't find many MBCS / MIAP / CITP people and no FIAPs or FBCS bodies, I'm sure.

Ok, Point taken IT Geek

[Diver]

That was an outright lie sorry

She was actually naked on her bed with the curtains open, she does it all the time
I have pictures

This too is an outright lie

[BrowneIssue]

That was an outright lie sorry

She was actually naked on her bed with the curtains open, she does it all the time
I have pictures

OK, I'm distracted.

It's not the amount of information, it's the LACK of information.

DETAILS man, DETAILS!

I jest. I'd hate for TPD to degenerate into a forum sex line! Ooh, yucky!

[Diver]

? to go !

[Diver]

This too is an outright lie

And not wishful thinking on my part
She is butt ugly
She hit every branch on the way down but is a pleasant enough girl to talk to
So god does compensate I suppose

[Diver]

Whoa boy, closing fast now
one more fence to jump and we are on the straightaway

[BrowneIssue]

Ok, Point taken IT Geek

I've never considered myself an IT geek. I was a nerd at one time, coding in assembler for the hell of it (and knowing how many ticks each command took), arguing the toss about memory management in 16K partitions with the Senior Mainframe Operations Manager, lusting over high-speed band printers (and getting THEM to play tunes - I don't know anyone else that has done THAT!) and getting Computing to print a false story about sun spots v hard disk corruption back in the early 1980s with proper scientific evidence that I faked up.

But no, not a geek. You see, I don't do consumer electronics.

[Diver]

These last few posts will make tpd BI history

[BrowneIssue]

This too is an outright lie

Which bit? The pictures? Hands shaking too much to take pictures?