test please delete

[Diver]

I've never considered myself an IT geek. I was a nerd at one time, coding in assembler for the hell of it (and knowing how many ticks each command took), arguing the toss about memory management in 16K partitions with the Senior Mainframe Operations Manager, lusting over high-speed band printers (and getting THEM to play tunes - I don't know anyone else that has done THAT!) and getting Computing to print a false story about sun spots v hard disk corruption back in the early 1980s with proper scientific evidence that I faked up.

But no, not a geek. You see, I don't do consumer electronics.

[Diver]

Careful now, Watch the post timing

[Diver]

Just checked, none are watching tpd at the moment

[Diver]

Get ready to jump in with the last post

[Diver]

I will post the next to last

[BrowneIssue]

These last few posts will make tpd BI history

You are quite right. This needs planning. Something special.

For starters I think you should take 32,000 'cos that would do the heads in of the day shift.

But what should the post be? Just more bananananas or something elegant like 'jdjdsjd'? Or does one just go back and edit it afterwards!

I don't think any of those people online are active besides me & you - that helps... unless someone is hidden

[Diver]

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[Diver]

go

[BrowneIssue]

Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, children and members of the TPD Day Shift,

Thank you for coming to visit the TPD Night Shift Pinnacle of Achievement Exhibition, here at Camp 32000. You are most welcome.

By all means feel free to look around. See and witness industry, hard work, teamwork, collaboration and, perhaps, just a little brinkmanship! Ha ha!

You will find much to entertain you here, but also, much from which you can learn. Feel free to take samples, but try not to leave your grubby little fingerprints on any of our unique and special posts. Thank you. Should you feel a little light-headed at this altitude, place your head between somebody's knees and I am sure you will both feel a lot better quite quickly.

Enjoy your visit. Perhaps, if you think you may have something worthwhile to say, you may wish to add a small insignificant little note to the Visitor's Book. Try not to make a mess.

Have a Nice Day.

The TPD Curator Service, Night Shift Division.

[BrowneIssue]

I'll take the 999 - go get the 32,000 Diver. It's yours.

What a man, Diver, what a big man you are!

Diver, you are a LEGEND!