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Not bad upset, rude upset.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostUpset you how.... ?

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Then you've never got REALLY drunk. Such as when Malibu came out.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think throwing up isn't very heavenly.
"What does that go with?"
"Dunno"
"Barman, Malibu and the optic on the left. Two of."
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"Barman, Malibu and the optic one in from the left. Two of."
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"I ... want ... to ... die ..."
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Ex husband....[/QUOTE]
Mine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about eitherComment
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I so know that feeling. Have you ever gone (or attempted to go) all the way across the optics in a bar?Comment
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Mine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostEx husband....
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either[/QUOTE]
Yeah - know what you mean Spock.... it doesn't take long to figure out they are welcome to each other... does it?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsedOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue
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Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint
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I once had someone I knew (a friends sister) ring me up very depressed saying that she had a bottle of tablets and was going to take them. I don't know if she actually would have overdosed, I think it was just a cry for help and she needed someone to talk toOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed
Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint

Not enough people are prepared to step up nowadays. Well done!Comment
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Yeah - know what you mean Spock.... it doesn't take long to figure out they are welcome to each other... does it?[/QUOTE]Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either
It sure doesn't. It's just the lies and diceit from someone who you have trusted. Still we can all move on - onwards and upwardsComment
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