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Ladies and Gentlemen,

May I just say, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

This will be remembered by generations of my family to come as the happiest Friday afternoon of my life.

So, thank you, thank you all for helping me today achieve a major life goal.

BrowneIssue.

:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:
 
I think throwing up isn't very heavenly.

Then you've never got REALLY drunk. Such as when Malibu came out.

"What does that go with?"
"Dunno"
"Barman, Malibu and the optic on the left. Two of."
...
"Barman, Malibu and the optic one in from the left. Two of."
...
...
...
"I ... want ... to ... die ..." :sick
 
Ex husband....[/QUOTE]

Mine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.

Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either
 
Have you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue :banana:)

Yes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed :eek:

Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint :yay:
 
Have you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue :banana:)

I once had someone I knew (a friends sister) ring me up very depressed saying that she had a bottle of tablets and was going to take them. I don't know if she actually would have overdosed, I think it was just a cry for help and she needed someone to talk to
 
Yes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed :eek:

Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint :yay:

:yay: :yay: :yay:

Not enough people are prepared to step up nowadays. Well done!
 
Mine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.

Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either

Yeah - know what you mean Spock.... it doesn't take long to figure out they are welcome to each other... does it?[/QUOTE]

It sure doesn't. It's just the lies and diceit from someone who you have trusted. Still we can all move on - onwards and upwards
 

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