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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Yes, if that's the best he could manage.

    Otherwise no.

    HTH
    He must have been on a drip.

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Five days on a Scout camp as an experiment. I thought I was going to die.
      You can't take the risk of sleeping on a Scout camp

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever swallowed your own vomit?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever masturbated outdoors?
        No

        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Does a car count ?
        No

        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        No but been
        You naughty girl!

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever shoplifted? if so what?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever been caught en flagrante?
        Yes - I discussed this via PM with CM last week...

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        or caught people en flagrante?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever broken china in a china shop?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever had more than one sexual partner in an evening (not at the same time)?
        No

        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        la la la la la
        You naughty, naughty girl!

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        did you have a crush on any teachers at school?
        Yes

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        if you could alter you cuk moniker - what would you change it to?
        I wouldn't.
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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          No, if all he can manage is five times, that's his problem.

          I hope he didn't leave you to sleep or something rubbish like that once he'd had his five a day?

          As I've mentioned, a lady can usually prolong her enjoyment for much greater periods that a mere male
          I can usually but I like them to be proper earth shattering so it takes a while... for me!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Flight time



            See you later!
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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              Can I please refer you to one of CM's earlier posts, she doesn't want to share me with anyone

              #27900







              Well done!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                Hello, my names BA, I'm a CUK'er


                Welcome BA. Pull up a chair, we're all the same here.

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  You can't take the risk of sleeping on a Scout camp
                  That's right. One might miss a trick...
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                    It's starting to feel like rehab on here
                    AP - not gone yet? Have a wonderful time in Goa! Let us know how things pan out over there. Brave move, good luck!

                    So... anyone been in rehab before?

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Flight time



                      See you later!
                      See ya

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