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Why did ye pick me?Originally posted by DS23 View Postif there is one question you could ask your parents what would it be?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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What's your Online banking password?Originally posted by DS23 View Postif there is one question you could ask your parents what would it be?Comment
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When I was young I walked away with a pocket-knife from one of those Greek tourist markets, and my mum saw me, utterly b0ll0cked me, and made me give it back to the shopkeeper and apologise. The owner said keep it, but with mum glaring at me I refused. I really liked that pocket-knife.Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever shoplifted? if so what?
Yes, and my mate who opened the door on us stood there shocked for a full 30sec staring - as I (in a 'paused' mode) told him to leave and shut the door about 5 times.Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you ever been caught en flagrante?
Yes, and I felt more embarrassed than them I think.Originally posted by DS23 View Postor caught people en flagrante?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
and where was it?
Smoked haddock at my mammys kitchen table....
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Olives/FishOriginally posted by DS23 View Postwhat is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
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oh, now that is the best and saddest and nicest reply. ask them - but you know the answer.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy did ye pick me?Comment
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My dad once made a beetroot, carrot and salad cream salad, then insisted that I eat it. I can only remember shouting soup 4 times in my life, and that was one.




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