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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    are you saying that internally screaming sabbath songs helps remove annoying tunes?
    Abso-friggin'-lutely!

    Ivor Cutler is a good source too:

    "I believe in bugs.
    I truly believe in bugs.
    If you come down to my kitchen
    at half past 4
    You can see the little buggies
    Running round on the floor
    singing
    I believe in bugs!
    I truly believe in bugs!"

    Now that's a song I can carry for days on end in perfect happiness.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      do you have facial hair?

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        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        I am off to Goa, India for 3 months
        Thread in General
        Specifically in General?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          how many pets do you have?
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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          what are their names?
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            how many pairs of shoes do you have?

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              and what size are your feet?

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                how many windows are there in your house?

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                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  **** me!

                  What a bunch of daffodils

                  Running a restaurant isn't a game to be played by an arrogant tulip using his father's money.

                  winker

                  {is that better?}
                  That's alot better, but like you said it doesn't work too good with the filter.

                  BTW the new series, is the same as the old but with 10mins added on for extra swearing

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    you like marmite?
                    No. I'm pale, humanoid and wrapped in a meat-like fleshy substance. I don't spread well.

                    Probably a bit salty, thick and made from malt-derivatives, so in those ways, yes, I suppose.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      and how many are double glazed?

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