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Bacon is healthy. Don't believe the lies spread by the Vegetable Growers' Association. They're just a bunch of miserable gits trying to take all the pleasure out of life and force us all to live on maize.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostPah..... I'm supposed to be sticking to healty eating this week!!

BACON!
(I had some earlier and felt much better - and happier - for it, if that's any help.)Comment
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oh yes. it will be a good rate. but i want the job because it is cutting edge. they don't know that i don't know the app from adam.Comment
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I got the munchies last night. Where were your wine gums then? Did you hide them 'cos I couldn't find them?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGreen, rectangle, "Burgundy"
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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but of course by then it will be too late. and then i will be king of the hill for the next 5 years. world domination is a project away mwahahahahaComment
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Bye bye
I should say goodbye here too, some of you guys don't seam to leave the place
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Absolutely. Ask the Austrians. They reckon bacon comes under 'salad'.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBacon is healthy. Don't believe the lies spread by the Vegetable Growers' Association. They're just a bunch of miserable gits trying to take all the pleasure out of life and force us all to live on maize.
BACON!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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ooops sorry. got carried away there. still if you can't do it here...
hmmm there are too many sinatra song lyrics in my words today. why is that?Comment
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Must have been when I was asleep.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI got the munchies last night. Where were your wine gums then? Did you hide them 'cos I couldn't find them?
Here you go: Orange, diamond, "Port"
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