Rain's arrived
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI had similar when I last changed opticians. On having a good look at the back of my eye the optician insisted on extra tests because I have (relatively, I guess) a large optic nerve opening.
All the better to see you with! (except not as it actually increases the size of one's blind spot and is a glaucoma indicator)Comment
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Mr V's extra special homemade Broccoli and Stilton soup with toast.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI had similar when I last changed opticians. On having a good look at the back of my eye the optician insisted on extra tests because I have (relatively, I guess) a large optic nerve opening.
All the better to see you with! (except not as it actually increases the size of one's blind spot and is a glaucoma indicator)
Cor look at the optic nerve on her!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostLeft the TV on after lunch, chuntering away with those Australian customs & immigration shows. They've just stopped a bloke arriving from the Sudan with a large suitcase entirely filled with fireworks and cigarette lighters
I vaguely remember that one.
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRain's arrivedWhen the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Someone set off some fireworks earlier. No idea why.
It appears to have rained at some point.
HWMBO trundled the bins after I was left in agony after eating half a dozen crisps.
Liquids are fine so I'm having cocktailsComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostSomeone set off some fireworks earlier. No idea why.Comment
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Ribs and chips for tea
The rain continues, and will apparently do so until around sunrise tomorrowComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI had similar when I last changed opticians. On having a good look at the back of my eye the optician insisted on extra tests because I have (relatively, I guess) a large optic nerve opening.
All the better to see you with! (except not as it actually increases the size of one's blind spot and is a glaucoma indicator)
Roll on last eye test and the new young optician decided that all her more experienced colleagues were wrong and I was in denial about what I could see. (In reality she was pissed she couldn't sell be stuff.)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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